Came by mistake

This man, in his 60s, came in for a massage. He looked at me for a while and finally asked, "Are you the same person I saw on a website?"

"I have no idea which website you mean," I replied.

Is the first massage free?

Gyms do this fairly often, and so do dance schools, offering a free first class, so you can try it out before deciding to sign up. And, of course, there's always someone who thinks, "let's see if that trick works here too."

That was the case with this phone call, where the client asked, "Since it's my first time, is it free? Just to see if I like it."

Short trail and long trail

On one of my walks, I came to a sign with the following information: short trail and long trail.

In the distance, on the long trail, a group of scouts was coming, kids of about 11 years old. I thought, if they're coming that way, it must be the easy one, so I'll take the short trail, how hard can it be...

Massage... Date...

Countless men who come across my site treat tantric massage as a synonym for sex.

As soon as the phone rings, their "smart and thoughtful" questions start pouring out like ants from an anthill.

Hooligan...

Many people look for a massage on special occasions, like birthdays. That was the case with this client, who treated himself to a massage on his birthday.

He wanted a day different from the usual, a moment just for himself. To relax, decompress and feel special on a special day.